Hey, y'all! I'm not very happy right now!
It's a blast!

So we happen to have some absolutely fantastic drivers in Kansas. Wrecks everywhere, constant speeding tickets, jackasses who think they can fly or something. But what does all this lead to? Jerks getting in wrecks and then complaining that their car has been totalled while a possibly dead corpse is laying only yards from them!

Being 16, I normally should be allowed to drive myself around without requirement ...

I'm sorry, but the day is only half over and already more has happened than in the last week.
It's pretty hilarious.

The day began slowly as always, but this morning I woke to some presents from my parents, sister, and (apparently) my dog. One of them was a bag of donuts that I didn't realize until recently I was supposed to eat for breakfast. Eh, that's not a healthy breakfast anyways.

So first hour at school went normally, nothing worth mentioning happened. ...

I've heard many people say that you adore your parents growing up, then you hit adolescence and hate their guts. Of course, you go back to wishing they were always nearby past that, and I'm sure that's true, but I've hit that point where I'm halfway from strangling someone.

A few days ago, I managed to land myself a 69.5 on a particularly difficult test. 69.5, I would screencap it but I'm not allowed on the computer. Mr. Honorable Dictator of the House decided that was unacceptable ...

A while back, I announced that our band was going to be playing Never Gonna Give You Up, while announcing it as the theme from Rawhide.

Look, there it is! It made everyone sad that nearly NOBODY in the crowd understood what was happening. Heck, I bet a bunch of them thought Rick Astly WAS the theme from Rawhide.

Before you listen to it: we sound worse than we actually are because the sound quality on this video is TERRIBAD! Also, when we start wiggling around ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

School is starting soon (or already has for some of you), and this year, my band director seems to have discovered the internet. The band marches at each halftime for the football team, and we play different songs every year (I mean, who would want the same old song and dance every year?). The theme for this year is rolling, so we're playing Rolling in the Deep, Papa was a Rolling Stone, Proud Mary, and (you guessed it) Never Gonna Give You ...