Because it needs a blanket.
Why would my dog post that?
Because it needs a blanket.
Why would my dog post that?
Water is air and air is water, just in different disguises.
REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!

Because he loves to make your kokoro go doki doki.
Why does clip art make me want to throw bricks at my head?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Because they love you too much
Why is my wall cutting itself?
Water is air and air is water, just in different disguises.
REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!

Because it can't get this out of its ears.
Why is everything biting me?
(If this wasn't a forum game, they'd think we're a little loopy)
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Because it needs a couch
Why is my finger attached to me?
(Well, who says we aren't? we're coming up with this stuff, aren't we? :3)
Water is air and air is water, just in different disguises.
REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!
Because you're covered in BBQ sauce.
How am I breathing?

PHYSICS IS DR DRE
How am I laughing
(True, true)
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
How do you expect me to know that?
What is the answer to everything that is life?
(I agree this is completely random. And I love it. :D)
Because your brains need to rest
Why won't anyone taste my awesomesauce?
(True indeed.)
Water is air and air is water, just in different disguises.
REQUESTS ARE NOW OPEN!

Because the punch has been spiked.
Why won't anypony LOVE ME.
(Whoot!)
IT KEEPS HAPPENING