I AM. Hatta. Leader and MONARCH of piracy AND COWBOYS and/or cowPONIES residing within the Rocky Mountains with my brother, Bullwinkle J. Moose. I have a pet porcupine who thinks it's a BIRD AND LOVES FLYING BY strapping cardboard boxes to it's arms and smothering itself in pickle juice. I play the bagpipes even though I don't play the bagpipes. I'M BATPONY. I like to spend long hours on the laundromat with other wizards and occasionally LEVITATE TO AVOID GRABOIDS. BECAUSE. I. LIVE. IN. ATLANTIS. My empire extends to PLUTO and I am currently at war with starfish.
IT'S BERRY NICE TO MEET YOU.


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