PARTY HARD!
You get, a slve?

Wear it.
You get a boy
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I tie it in a knot!
The present contains hexavalent Chromium!

Tosses it in the trash.
The box contains an SNL skit.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I eat it! (I should never post while hungry)
The Present contains nuclear fusion.

I use it to blow Silver Moon up.
The box contains Chilliness
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Look at an imaginary thing all day.
The box contains turntables.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING