"Take that, ya one eyed, bomb-lobbing, cactus-eatin', pot-bellied, punk, bloody, fat, jiggly, whoppin', big, backstabbing, loadarm, creepy, spastic, little, bloody, blind-eyed, precious, little, twitchy, pickle-headed, rocket-hoppin', pod, potatoe-hoppin', phony, two-faced, filthy, mutant bastard!" - Max Rainhardt.
"There IS a place where no war has ever waged. It's not called Equestria. Nor is it The Rift. It may be cold, but remember: It's name is Winterglade, and you might wake up in it One Cold Morning..." - The 25th Clockmaker