Hmmm. Maybe the tacos are magical and pop in and out of existence, like a few well-known, and dangerous, spiritual artifacts.
That Blue Jay looks all innocent... He will kick the crap out of you though. They can be mean bastards.
It's ironic the prettier bird would be the mean one. Then agian, consider the fact Swans exist and yeah. Those *squee!*ers are *squee!*s.
The blue jay is the Ric Flair of the bunch. Looks fancy but will gouge your eyes out and not even feel bad.
There were some Canadian Geese with babies around a few months ago. Those buggers were mean. Like go within 50 feet of their kids and they'd start to chase you!
Yeah there's a good sized pond outside of my house. We get a pair of geese there every year and they have babies of their own. Of course my dogs get curious and want to go over to them
I'm imagining a Blue Jay going "Woooooooooooooooooooo!" in my head and I am losing my *squee!*~ lol But I get what you mean. I keep my distance with birds regardless. So I generally avoid agitating them. Though sometimes, even then, it doesn't matter.
Oh, don't think crows and ravens won't f**k you up. If anything, they're even worse. Especially crows, because crows *remember* people who piss them off. And they're *terrifyingly* smart.
Remember, they all evolved from dinosaurs, so I'm glad they evolved small. Imagine a 6' tall raven chasing you...
