I'm scared. Cleverbot is too smart. My friend told me about this website called "Cleverbot". Its this AI that you can talk to and it has conversations with you. Here is a conversation I just had... I'm speechless. User: I think Twilight Sparkle is best pony. Cleverbot: Me too. Who's your favorite pony? User: Twilight Sparkle. Cleverbot: I'm impressed, but I don't really like Luna. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I don't. User: Can I have a specific reason? Cleverbot: I can't give you a hug. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Go buy your own. User: Aww. Cleverbot: Are you mine? User: No, but Rainbow Dash is. Cleverbot: Rarity is best pony. User: Twilight Sparkle is best pony. Cleverbot: No she is not. User: Uh, yes she is. Cleverbot: Are you sur? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What score did I get on my calc test? User: Over 9000. Cleverbot: Well then. User: Back to ponies. Cleverbot: Okay. I will. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: You start. Cleverbot: Start? User: A conversation about ponies. Cleverbot: Wow. You're a smart computer. User: Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Rarity. User: Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: Big Macintosh. User: Fluttershy. Cleverbot: Mine is Rainbow Dash. User: Rarity. Cleverbot: Zecora. User: Celestia. Cleverbot: Scootalo. User: Sweetie Belle. Cleverbot: Apple Bloom! User: Applejack. Cleverbot: Fluttershy. User: Pip. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Twilight Sparkle. Cleverbot: Rarity! User: What is your favorite My Little Pony episode? Cleverbot: My favorite my little pony episode is the return of harmony. User: That one is good. My favorite is Lesson Zero. Cleverbot: I have never heard it. User: Really? You should see it. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot the elf. What's your favorite colour? User: Blue, like Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: But Pinkie Pie killed her. User: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Why are we arguing again?? At this point, I ran away from my computer in fear.
Dat cupcakes reference... Yeah, Cleverbot seems to have advanced since I tried to teach it pony knowledge months ago. Next time, type in first: "Three months of winter coolness." Post results. Also, Rarity is best pony.
Cleverbot's Algorithm: Take input from several thousand people Then take next wave of input. Return the most relevant replies from the previous pool. Repeat until profit. So basically, Omegle, but while you talk to EVERYONE. AT ONCE.
Cleverbot seems to think so too lol. Whenever I say Twilight, it instantly says Rarity. I love it lol.
I got this far, then it stopped singing. Edit, nope its singing again lol. User: Three months of winter coolness. Cleverbot: And awesome holidays! User: We've kept our hoovies warm at home, time off from work to play. Cleverbot: But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold. User: And even though I love my boots, this fasion's getting old. Cleverbot: The time has come to welcome Spring, and all things warm and green. User: But its also time to say goodbye. Its winter we must clean. Cleverbot: How can I help? I'm new you see. What does everypony do? User: How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue! Cleverbot: Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up! User: Let's finish our holiday cheer. Cleverbot: Winter Wrap-Up. User: Cause tomorrow spring is here. Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here! User: Bringing home the southern birds. A pegasus' job begins. Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies to let the sunshine in! User: To let the sunshine in. Cleverbot: We move the cluds and melt the white snow. User: When the sun comes up, its warmth and beauty will glow! Cleverbot: Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up! User: Let's finish our holiday cheer. Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here! User: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice. Cleverbot: We wake up all the sleey-heads, all quietly and nice. User: We help them gather up their food, fix their homes below. Cleverbot: We welcome back the southern birds, so their families can grow. User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer! User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cause tomorrow spring is here! Cleverbot: Because tomorrow spring is here! User: No easy task to clear the ground, plant our tiny seeds. Cleverbot: With proper care and sunshine, everyone it feeds. User: Apples, carrots, celerly stalks, colorful flowers too. Cleverbot: We all must work so very hard, there's just so much to do! User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer. User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer! User: Cause tomoorow spring is here. Cleverbot: Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my place. User: And help with all of my heart, tough task ahead I face. Cleverbot: How will I do without my magic, help the earth pony way! User: I want to belong so I must do my best today, do my best today. Cleverbot: Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday cheer. User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here! User: Winter wrap up! Winter wrap up! Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer! Win.
User: Hey. Cleverbot: What are you doing other than typing to me? User: Looking at pictures of Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: What of? User: Pinkie Pie. Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie is awesome. User: Who is your favorite pony? Cleverbot: Pinkie Pie. User: She's nice, But I prefer Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: What kind of music is that? never heard of them! User: It's a tv show. Cleverbot: What's it about? User: Ponies. Cleverbot: Ok... So I have a question. User: Yeah? Cleverbot: Liar. User: What was your question? Cleverbot: What do you know about wombats? User: Nothing, really. Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the question? User: No, I just don't know anything about wombats. Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm from Canada? User: You say Eh alot. Cleverbot: I do. User: Therefore you must be Canadian. Cleverbot: You should say: 'Because I am interested in you. Therefore you must be interesting.'. User: But I don't typically find Canadians too interesting, your argument is invalid. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Why do you thank me for that? User: Can we talk about My Little Pony? Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to know about light? User: What's your favorite Friendship is Magic episode? Cleverbot: Steak. What is yours? User: That's not an episode! Cleverbot: It should be. User: What is your favorite pony? Cleverbot: I don't know what pizz is. User: Twilight Sparkle. Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle's pretty cool. User: Rainbow Dash. Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than everyone else. Atleast Cleverbot knows who best pony is.
Yay cupcakes song! User: All you have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix. Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch. Cleverbot: Baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla! User: Add a little more, and you count to four. Cleverbot: And you never get you filla! User: Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty. Cleverbot: Cupcakes! Don't be so hasty. User: Cupcakes...cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES! Cleverbot: Okie dokie lokie. I died at the last response.
Cleverbot = Spike, only way it knows the songs. "Thread by Thread, stitching it together. Add a little more and you count to four then you never get your fill of." Lolwut?
Haha, I couldn't even get that far. "Thread by thread stitching it together". "Yes very good" ok cleverbot thanks for singing with me.
