Joke Flower Curse

If I was afflicted by Poison Joke I would probably become one of my later egos

Would be awesome
Except Buckov, who tends to do illegal stuff.

 

If I were affected by poison joke, my lips would fall off. No lips, no trombone!

 

If I were affected by Poison Joke, my fingers would turn into string cheese, thus making me unable to type, play my piano, or do anything that I like to do AND forcing me to withstand extreme temptation to nom my own appendages.

 

If I were under the influence of Poison Joke, I'd probably become hyperactive and Pinkie Pie-esque, which would counter my usual calm, cool, and collected personality. Dear god, I can imagine the reactions from my friends and family....

 

lose motor control over hands → Cannot use computer → LIFE IS RUINED

 

IF I WAS EVER TO GET INFECTED BY THE JOKE FLOWER I WOULD BE LIKE dead.

 

If I was ever affected by poison joke, i'd lose control of my wings and my lightning. *shudders*

 

if I was affected by poison joke, think I would be reduced of size( like Applejack) because Im very tall you know?, I measure 1.94 meters XDjeje

 

If I was affected by Poison Joke, I'd lose control of where I would be able to fly, lose my magic abilities, have ridiculous colors in my coat, and become a protagonist.

 

If I was poison joke'd I would lose the ability to use computers and play video games= Life is basically OVER.

However Dawn Runner would lose his alchemy abilities, turn white, and his wings would stop functioning. The only thing not bad about that is the turning white. He'd like that.

 

If I randomly decided to role round in poison joke... My voice would change so that I constantly sound like a mid-puberty nerdy teen with a retainer >:/

 

If i were to come into contact with it i'd either be unable to hear. worst thing ever no music *sobs sniff sniff*

 

He'd like to turn white? Micheal, hey Jacky-boy! Is that you?


If I were affected by poison joke, my disposition in the forum and IRL would switch. I would be jaunty and weird IRL and an insecure recluse here.

 

If i ever touched one of them, I'd lose my voice and got a Fluttershy voice. Well, at least i'd be happy to hear Fluttershy all the time.

 

If I got into some poison joke, I'd loose all the fingers in my bones, and hence, unable to type my marvelous stories - or use the computer, the tv remote, I wouldn't be able to - well, never mind. Let's just say my life would be over.

 

I'd probably be really mean to people and be a bit of a douche. I'd basically turn into Gilda.

 

If I was poison joked, I would forget German, Russian, and my English would become rather sloppy.

 

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If I were affected by poison joke, I would become reasonable, not fly, not randomly place and light TNT, and (worst of all) enjoy school!!!