The Harley Series.

....oh ye of little faith

 

Faith?
As in religious faith?

Aye.
Very little.

That aside,
You're naked,
In an asylum,
In Siberia,
With a pair of ponies inside you?

DM: What do you do?

 

*puts on clothes, digs a hole to freedom, vomits both ponies,takes lunarley with him, steals a plane and flies into the night sky*

 

French? I think you will find it a Belgian habit

 

*Pickpockets the following from Stainless:

Spoiler: Stolen goods

• Clothes
• Non-Vital Organs
• Plane

*
*Sells for profit*

(What? With 100 in Pickpocketing, it's entirely possible.)

Now Stainless.
You are falling.
Also accelerating at a rate of approx. 9.81m/s[sup]2[/sup].
You know what that means?
It means you're my slave now.
Forever.
Because that how logic works.
Chronologically.

 

*calls in help from old buddies*

*suddenly hover H8K Emily turns up and Stainless gets in, gets more clothes and warps to another dimension*

 

*is covered in vomit, sitting outside a Siberian mental facility.* i am not loved.

 

Don't worry cosmic.
I still love you.

EDIT:
I think I killed the thread.

 

*warps back in and steals the greyones pants and brains and replaces it with a banana*
no one will evar notice
*warps back out*

 

While Stainless has odd delusions of greatness
Imparting visions of glory that would never yield truth,
I give Cosmic a hug.

*hugs Cosmic Ice*

You see,
This is why eloquence is so important.

 

http://disapprovalface.com/

 

Are you lot ever going to move over to the General Chat Thread?

 

*puts greyone's pants on his head*
NEVAR!

 

"I'll never join you!"

this is a Harley-based general chat thread. which reminds me... *pulls Harley out of hole in space/time* Quick Harley, escape while you can!

*laughs* o thanks Grey, now we both be covered in vomit.

 

Don't worry Cosmic;
Vomit doesn't interfere with procreation!

(And then Cosmic Ice probably ran away. Screaming.)

 

*stands stock still for a moment, stunned look on his face*

...[size=-13]meep[/size]...

*Bursts out laughing*

 

Cue curtain.

*curtain closes*

(End of Act 1 Scene 1,
But the beginning of something else.)

 

[size=+3] Entr'acte [/size]

*random music plays*

*jersey drawl* awright dats owr kyou! wayt. wahres Harley gone to?

 

*Posh english mentlegen face*

I cannot say I am very much aware of the answer
To the raised question.
I myself have not seen her in a good bundle of parsecs.
Apart from on the radio of course.
Though I do know that Stainless is.. indisposed at the moment.

*sips tea*

 

Awesome, My RL is Harley as well. :3