Corrupt Wishes

granted, but the wubs take your free-will.

i wish for a pony

 

Granted. the pony is actually a PONY. A Plutonium Operated Nuclear Yogurt.




I wish for LAZOR VISION!!!

 

granted, you burn everypony you look at


I wish that today was monday.

 

granted. You are late getting up and ti throws off your whole day.

I wish i could rewind time.

 

granted, now you only have 80km/h winds


I wish I would experience snow storm tomorrow again

 

^granted, storm never stop.

I wish derpy hooves learn something about friendship and send a letter to princess Celestia

 

granted, dear celestia,
muffins,
love derp.

i wish too destroy lauren faust *jk i actually like her*

 

Granted, it means the end of equestria.

I wish for an epic brohoof ! /)

 

granted, the brohoof is actually a hidden nuke with the words epic on it,

i wish for a deadpool pony.

 

Granted you get a pony that's from KoF instead.

I wish for something that gets corrupted but won't because you have to corrupt that and blah blah blah...

 

granted,
you get banned,

i still wish for deadpool

 

Granted, you get coal instead.

[no wish here] :Trollestia:

 

granted,
you lose the game

i wish for an ak 47 so me and deadpool can counter troll double rainbowdash

 

Granted, you get bananas on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

:derpe:

I wish that someone else would post in this thread besides hero.

Spoiler: ...

The Game. :Trollestia:

 

granted, trolls come from everywhere to attack you.

i wish for Dan vs. My little pony:friendship is magic.

 

(Dashie, why do you do this to me...)


Granted, its terrible.

I wish for another month of holidays.

 

Wasn't meant for you. :derpe:

Granted, we will anyways.

I wish for TwiDash.

 

granted, their babies are actually yellow,

i wish for chimichangas hand crafted from deadpool.

 

granted, you are now black so you cant own a tv. in the projects.

i wish that whenever i talk, i speak in yellow speech bubbles.