Or a better idea, listen to this very enjoyable Japanese stuff which I don't understand at all. [video=youtube;X0hq8bPUbJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hq8bPUbJg[/video] Reminds me of Bond themes somehow.
The Spoon, Also known as the Crucible of Souls. The Fork, The Impaler of Material. Both are but mites of dust in the eyes of their son, Spork, The All-Knowing.
He who is unenlightened shall never know the beauty of the Spork! He is both Spoon and Fork, both Mind and Body!
The spork is an abomination! An unholy mishmash of two things never meant to join! Beware, for the spork shall lead thee unto dividing by zero!
No, it shall not, Calculus, the Art of the Razor, shall. And has. Repeatedly. remember, unless it 0/0, it's infinity!
HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY CULT WITH YOUR CULT? The IS-2 will prevail, foolish spork-wielder! We are allied with the Liver of the Duck and the Might of the Soviets, and with our glorious pony, Ogletez, we shall burn down your KingTiger-based filth! Spoiler: despair_heathens!
1301th page. I forgot what I was going to say. :derpe: Oh wait, I was going to say "1301th page." Anyways... I'm getting a flank load of merch tomorrow. Assuming UPS sends my shirts when I'm home at around 6PM or something, and USPS sends the other shirt to me as well. Unless the post office is holding that order.
And it shall not stand before mine. There is only room for so many cults here, sir.... They are in the sea Spoiler: Despair! They are in space Spoiler: For This Is They are in the Air Spoiler: IS-2 Anyways, the key to any good cult, as shown by the Glorious BrotherHood of the IS-2, Greatest Tank of WWII, is photoshop.