What If You Had To Babysit Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake Note to mods: if this kind of thread isnt allowed. Feel fee to lock it. Title is explainatory. What would you do if you had to babysit Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake. I'd use something called Reverse Psykaibaology. Basicly, it's reverse psychology my way. Here's How It Works: When they get upset after their parents leave, I'd do something stupid, but funny or imitate their parents to make them laugh. When they cry again, I repeat the 1st thing I did before. For snack time, I'd use reverse psykaibaology (obviously): For Pumpkin Cake, I'd show her the table cloth and tell her she can chew on it but right before she even chews it, I'll stuff some of the food in her mouth (using a spoon of course). As for Pound, I'd just give them a bottle to drink since I duno how I'd get him to eat unless I hold both of his hooves down so he won't pound stuff. Bath time would be tricky but easy, if the two babies run away, I'd stay one step ahead of them by holding a net so they wouldn't escape from me. If Pumpkin Cake tries to chew something, I dunno what I'd do but when I get them in the tub, I'd get some bubbles blowing and if a bubble pops and they get scared, I'd give Pumpkin Cake something to chew on as for Pound Cake, I'd just let him pound me or something else. Diaper changing would be hard but using psykaibaology would make diaper changing a breeze. I'd give them a toy of their choice and while they play with that toy, I change their diaper. When Pound Cake starts jumping on the crib, I'd tell him it's not meant for jumping so I give him some blocks and through the power of psykaibaology, I'll keep focusing on Pound Cake ever 5 seconds to make sure he doesnt pound the blocks. With Pumpkin Cake chewing on a rubber chicken, I'd take the rubber chicken away from her and give her her pacifier (during the diaper scene, Pumpkin Cake had a pacifier in her mouth.) then I'd put them to sleep. When they disappear, I use my psykaibaology psychic powers to find them. When I find Pumpkin Cake chewing on her rubber chicken, I put her in the crib and I add a few new adjustments so she can't escape. When I see Pound Cake walking on the ceiling, I'd rescue him using suction cups, then I'd hold him tight so he wouldnt escape as I walk him back to the crib. Then, I put him in the crib. When Pumpkin Cake wants the butterfly toy to chew on and uses telekinisis to get it and other toys to chew, I'd just let her do that and then I'd quickly get the toys while she isnt noticing and hide them someplace where she can't find them (outside or somewhere) though I'd let her chew on only one toy 'cause you gotta admit it's cute when she makes that "nomnomnomnomnomnom" sound (as long as she doesnt deepthroat the toy). If Pound Cake escapes (which probably will happen), I'd attempt to catch him without my net. If that fails and Pumpkin Cake begins to fly, I'll get my net and capture them. When Pumpkin Cake uses that go through objects thing, I'll grab her and put her in a box (without lid so she can have oxygen to breathe). When Pound Cake escapes, I use my backup net and grab him. I put both babies in my the crib, yell at them (softly), and put them bed. I get paid and the psykaibaology pays off.
Chasing infants with a net? Sounds like a plan Seriously though, that actually sounds like it could work pretty well. Also, we need to make psykaibaology a word! It sounds awesome My plan for babysitting the twins would be to avoid doing it altogether. If worst comes to worst, feign death. I'm a twin, and I wouldn't have babysat me and my sister for anything.
Thanks. I did lots of thinking about how I'd babysit the twins. You wouldn't babysit yourself and your sister for a chocolate ice cream sandwich.
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Well the situation is very peculiar to begin with. Most parents take off from work when their kids are that young if they can so a baby sitter isn't needed. There are a few things I'd try. Good old jingling keys never failed me before...
i forgot to mention, if pumpkin decided to use that unlock the lock trick, i'd use my psykaibaology power of locking the two babies. and by locking, i mean holding them tight so they won't escape
I would love to babysit those two, but... I have to go to a Wonderbolt flight show together with Dash this afternoon. (Dashes off)
Several women in my office are having babies. They usually take several weeks if not months off from work to recover and bond with their babies, then they have a family member take care of them during the day or take them to daycare so it's just unusual for poor Mr. and Mrs. cake to have to work, have no family able to take care of the twins, AND no daycare in town
I see. Well the Cakes can hire me as their housekeeper/day care. I'll be the only housekeeper in the world to use Psykaibaology.
Babies and toddlers freak me out, I can feel myself freeze up when they start to come near me. No way, I'd think of every excuse I could to not babysit, nope nope nope...
