I'm drowning in footwear. I am a... musician... rapper... artist... comedian... game reviewer... loser... person? I post funny things on the youtubes, a great deal of which is pony related (watch my Brony Tales series if you like things that are incredibly stupid.) My main hobbies are working on my stuff and browsing pony forums every waking minute of my life. Except for that one magical half hour every Saturday when I get to experience perfect happiness. Here are my favorite things besides ponies. Wrestling, Vernors, Hawaiian shirts, leather jackets, cats, ninja turtles, music, comics, cartoons, breaking the law, dinosaurs, getting drunk and dressing up like a pirate, drinking with friends, drinking alone, drinking at small children's birthday parties, etc. Actually I pretty much like everything, except when I hate everything, which is often. I never hate ponies though. Never the ponies. I'm 65 years old. 68. 107. I'm a horse-man. AppleFlutterRainbowRariSparklePie is best pony.
Hello and welcome to Everypony, drowning_in_footwear! We hope you enjoy your stay here with us! That was a rather... interesting introduction. ~ Post sent from my LG Vortex using Tapatalk.
Hi drowning_in_footwear! Welcome to our herd! Now, first off, I don't normally scold on a first post, however . . . If you're a brony, you're not a loser - Kay? Kay. Besides, anyone that likes cats and dinosaurs can't be all bad. Hmm - idea! Dinoponies! Any ways, enjoy your stay here, post plenty, hang out on EPR, and make a few friends - it's dang easy to do here!
Oh my God. Oh my God. You are like, my best friend ever now. You are like the COOLEST person ever, fact Be my friend. Just don't ever leave me. Don't ever leave me. Promise? Good. Now that's over, welcome to the site, and be sure to enjoy yourself. Wait what the hell are these? Tell me. Tell me. Oh my God why won't you tell me? You're jeopardising our friendship, Footwear man. By the way, the link in your signature needs a slight tweak; You've left an opening square bracket out infront of the /url]
Hey there, welcome to the forums! I think Lupr's taken quite a shine to you Anywho, I hope you have fun and enjoy your stay here on Everypony!
Welcome to the Everypony forums! I'll be over here with the popcorn watching Lupr. *Shhhh! This is the good part!* /Remember to praise Rarity!
Hey there, drowning_in_footwear! Welcome to Everypony! I must agree, your intro was... Yup. I agree with my brother here. Hehe. I hope you enjoy your stay with us! I just fixed it.
Oh my, of course I will be your friend. The footwear man is friend to all, (except griffins. Nasty ugly stupid things). Vernors is a ginger ale that's only available around Michigan. It is the best thing in life. It's what we drink around here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1l1t1gtmGY
