Hahaha that was what I was expecting. Granted. The Cake is Poison and is a lie. I wish for oatmeal muffins. :derpe:
Granted. It's rotten. I wish for http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qIJVnmIkyiE/TjewHtcmcQI/AAAAAAAAJq8/qG4czffWct4/s1600/mail.google.com.jpg Too big if I embed.
Heh I forgot so I'll make two wishes. Granted. Your meme is on the front page due to a bug, then they remove it ASAP. I wish for another wish. [GRANTED] I wish for a TwiDash Blanket
Granted. You get a blanket made of Twilight Sparkle and Dash's hide. That's just nasty. It hasn't even been tanned. I wish that I had a cupcake.
Avoiding the obvious 'it was made by Pinkie Pie' joke, the cupcake is 47 years old and frankly looks and smells like a turd. I wish I could hug Fluttershy.
Granted. She kicks you in the face then explodes twice. I wish for it to rain the best tasting lemonade ever all the time!
granted, it goes in your eyes and burns. I wish I didn't come out with cupcakes jokes all the time (since I read "Cupcakes")
Granted. You and Tenor make cupcakes out of each other. The End. I wish for someone other than Yetione or Tenortrouble to post. I WIN.