5th World Problems.

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  1. Zephyr

    Zephyr Retired Team Member

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    Hello, I'm a resident of the mirror world and got rather drunk on St. Patty's day. Extremely hungover the day after, I accidentally fell asleep as the person of whom I am a reflection of was brushing his teeth. How do I restore the illusion that a mirror is simply a reflective surface?


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    The point of this thread is to make up fake paranormal/galactic problems for laughs. The more ludicrous the better.
     
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    Draw on it with crayons?
     
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    I am at a loss for words.
     
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    Either say "Bloody Mary" into it five times in the dark, or headbutt it until you return to your own domain.
     
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    There's only one solution.

    Eat the mirrir. :derpe:
     
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    Make it say something really offensive and break it. Or paint it.
     
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  8. Zephyr

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    But guys, I'm still currently in the mirror. The person of which I am a reflection saw his reflection sleeping on the sink, now he knows the truth.
    I need to find a way to make him think otherwise.
     
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    Give him the Derpies pattented exploding Muffins!!!
     
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    Help! I accidentally cut myself on Occam's razor and now can't physically comprehend complex solutions!!1!
     
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    Cut off your other hand. Then it wont look as odd
     
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    So I tried mimicking the guy in hopes he would cast it off as his mind playing tricks on him, but I messed up again.
    He was in his kitchen eating some cereal (and I was naturally doing the same) when he and I both noticed that I had accidentally been eating the Corn Flakes out of my Hyperbole instead of a normal bowl. What do?
     
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    Quickly pull out a gun and shoot him :D
     
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    Lay off the meds, that might help.
     
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  17. Zephyr

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    In case you guys haven't figured out, the point of this thread is to make up fake paranormal/galactic problems for laughs. The more ludicrous the better.
     
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    BLACK HOLE!!DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

    NO WA---

    This dimension has encountered a fatal error.

    Would you like to terminate this dimension?

    >YES NO
     
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    The File: World has become corrupted
    Would you like to delete the: World?
     
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    I recently took a sip of the Milky Way.
    Turns out I'm Galactose intolerant.
     
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