Corrupt Wishes

Granted. The date goes perfectly and she loves you, but then she falls for a muscular d*****bag.


I wish for infinite Internet Money!!!

 

Granted. Somehow, it's not worth a penny.

I wish for more British bikers.

 

granted, we become the new thing and out number internet bronies

(teno....thought no one would go that way)

I wish to murder the muscle d***********bag

 

Granted. She still loves him more.



I wish that I had a watch.

 

Granted. You get binoculars instead.

I wish for a guitar.

 

granted, it's plastic toy guitar


I wish for for freedom in whole world.

 

Granted. The rest of teh universe is now enslaved.


I wish for another watch!

 

Granted. It's fake.

I wish for better weather here.

 

granted, it's too hot


I wish for a break

 

Granted. You break your arms/legs.

I wish for a taser.

(It's not really bad weather in Florida, and even hotter in the Philippines...I'd get used to it unless it's 200+ Degrees lmao)

 

granted, you get shock prank tools instead.

I wish for a bed.

 

Granted. You not able to sleep anymore.

I wish for a PS4.

 

Granted, thats the year in the 2000's it was made

I wish for derpy hooves

 

Granted. Your hands and feet turn into hooves and derp up.


I wish that I was more creative.

 

Granted. You literally get blended by the creative stuff you create, and become blind.

I wish for derp a le herp.

 

Granted, Oxford sues you for writing something that I can't understand.

I wish I were more respected.

 

Granted. Three year olds respect you. No one else does.



I wish for happiness.

 

Granted - you die of laughter.

I wish for derp a la herp (again)

 

Granted, you have it for 1 second


I wish for quick reply

 

Granted. The system of Quick reply has been corrupted along with that one quick reply.

I wish for Fewt.