Warding off Telemarketers

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  1. Oro

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    Step 1) Wait for a telemarketer
    Step 2) When the call, scream into the mic "WHO THE **** IS THIS!?"
    Step 3) End up not getting called by telemarketers for a month
     
    #1 Oro, Mar 29, 2012
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    Blasting ponies is also an option. Like the Smile song. It seems to be the most annoying to non-bronies.
     
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    I just spam some music at them. Usually Rick Astley because I'm so original.
     
    #3 Miggy, Mar 29, 2012
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    Take phone off hook
    ...Done! Forever!
     
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    this v

    [video=youtube;KI4Y3g3w3zQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI4Y3g3w3zQ[/video]
     
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    Best prank ever.
     
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    Trollestia would be so proud. (Stallionly tear) That was epic!
     
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    I think there was a point there where you could tell that guy was going to need to change his pants...
     
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    I yell down the phone "Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it on and off again?" and then "Is it plugged in?".
     
    #9 Merri, Mar 29, 2012
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    That is the Holy Grail of all prank calls. Somewhere, Trollestia is clomping.
     
    #10 Radaboy, Mar 29, 2012
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    I don't own a phone
     
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    Best prank ever.
     
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