You are too into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic when... 1. You refer to yourself as a brony 1a. And you're a girl 2. You ride the pause button looking for things like secret flying unicorns, hourglass cutie marks, etc. 3. You have trouble getting through the day without brushing long hair 4. Hair in primary colors strikes you as normal 5. You're afraid to go in the woods incase of monsters 6. You avoid looking chickens in the eye 7. You can be told of a specific event in the show and know when it happened (example: did you know Applejack has an Adam's apple?) 8. Every time you hear a song you imagine a pony music video 9. You keep picturing what it would look like if people on TV were ponies 10. You keep trying to trick ponies into talking 11. You've gotten your butt kicked for trying to use "the stare" 12. The doctor had to explain to you why eating cake at every meal is a bad idea 13. You've looked up beastiality laws 14. You got a pimple and briefly hoped you were growing a horn 15. You're trying to teach your pets to take notes 16. Your diary entries begin "Dear Princess Celestia" 17. You feel your life will be incomplete until you get an ass tattoo 18. You've got serious eye damage caused by looking for Celestia at sunrise 19. You've dedicated serious time to figuring out how ponies do things like hold cups or where their toilets are and why they raise pigs and chickens and the like 20. You have a list of famous horses and think Constantine had a good idea 21. To answer a math question you stamp your foot on the ground 22. You use your telescope to look for Princess Luna 23. You've had to explain why you were naked... and it didn't matter 24. You refuse to touch plants with blue leaves 25. You've begin to speak in rhyme, nearly all the time 26. You have a pony tail 27. You refuse to argue in front of statues 28. You broke your leg and suggested that you needed to be shot 29. You think being called "horse faced" is a compliment 30. You see no reason reptiles and mammals shouldn't breed 31. You are trying to figure out a way to prove that humans exist Add more!
Isn't there already a topic like this? http://www.everypony.com/forums/sho...ow-you-re-a-Brony-when&highlight=you're+brony
33. That you make a list of rules saying that you're too much of a brony 34. When you create duplicate threads on a pony forum
37. When you're an admin on the pony forum just doing their job. Duplicate thread. Want to find the original? Here you go. ~Closed~
