I lick my legs when i sit at my computer some times.... Salty...Hmm..Rather have real salt though. *Facehoof*
A cross, eh? Now to reference I Am Legend. I am an atheist, therefore I do not fear the cross. Therefore, a cross has no effect on me.
Clown zombie vampire ponies! My one weakness! And I thought for sure that no one would be able to use that against me!