I can have a demeanor of stone, but unfortunately it would have to be a pre-recorded reading if I were to do it. Spark and OM&M didn't shatter my composure and I struggled for a few days with Spark.
as someone who's never read my little dashie i say i hereby throw my voice and headset in the ring to read "my little dashie" as a practice round of live broadcast fanfic reading
So it seems that a vast majority of users here would enjoy live fic readings. I'll see what I can do regarding this. ~Thank you for the input, we'll see what we can do with this information. Thread closed.~