Let's say Celestia asks you if you like bananas? What would your answer be to escape the situation? ----Previously given answers---- Yes, i like bananas Good, cuz you'll go bananas, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!! No, i don't like bananas Good, cuz you're not finding any bananas, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!! I don't know if i like bananas Good, maybe you can find out, ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! -------- Inescapable, you say? I beg to differ. Using Pinkie Pie's method, i think i may have found a way to escape the situation. Celestia: "Do you like bananas?" Me: "Maybe, are they fresh?" Celestia: "Oh yes, they're very fresh. Would you like some bananas?" Me: "You really like those bananas, don't you?" Celestia: "Of course i like bananas." Me: "Good, cuz you'll go bananas, ON THE MOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA, BEEYEEEEEEETCH!!!!!" I am your god now, bring me your virgins! :Trollestia:
Sounds like a 'kobiyashi maru'. Heh who knows, though? There's been a thousand years of a magical alicorn living on the moon, maybe she's really fixed up the place? You could maybe use a mirror when she blasts you, and make a hasty retreat as she sorts out teleporting back?
Pretty good way, although I still think Trollestia is just the discorded side of Celestia. Mine would probably be: Celestia: "Do you like bananas?" Me: "Why do you ask?" Celestia: "...."
Celestia: "Do you like bananas ?" Me: "Nah, but I love plaintains!" (Run while she wonders what a plaintain is)
Celestia: Do you like bananas? Me:I'm allergic to bananas. Celestia: Really? I'm so sorry. (Sarcasm) Me:*Has own button* You will be, on THE MOON! Celestia: Ofcourse I will- wait, what? *SSSZZZZZHHHOOOMMMMM* Me: Victory! 9,999 exp. gained! AbstinenceofIntelligence has leveled up!
Easy. Celestria:"Do you like bananas?" Me:"I'll answer your question if you can answer my question.'' Celestia:''Ummm.....okay.'' Me:''Figure this problem without a calculator....." Celestia:''Ummmm....okay?' Me:"Here it is. 0.54687086470809658094635680+-23458439086946-98349568094836+248506890478x25465467476+-8529485903608436342143+2845986049848 equals what? Owww...by the way......you have five seconds to answer this mathematical question....which.....starts......now!" Celestia:''Uhhhhh*one second goes*.....uhhhh*an other second goes*........uhhhhhh.....I give up." Me:"Well.....you can figure this problem.........ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!" *pushes button and randomly shoots Celestria to the moon.*
If I was Celestia, you would all be on the moon. "I don't care about your words, because you can't reach me FROM DA MOOOOOOON!"
