My brother pays me 1$ for a 5 minute massage It's not a very good deal though.... But hey, it gets me money.
So, you're asking people to give you money so that they can massage you? xD Aw man, and I've been giving them for free.
Lawlz. Also, in your signature, the link that says "Tastes like Science" redirects to a picture of Colgate, while the one that says "Colgate is pleased..." redirects to a picture of Twilight Sparkle eating a book. Was it supposed to be the other way around, or was that intentional?