I was elaboratoriating on how surfing was introduced to ponies by armadillos, who thought it would be hilarious to watch them get eaten by sharks.
Did you know a team of dentists recently discovered some ancient cave drawings which suggest that pidgeys may have been avid bagpipers?
MY LIFE IS OVER! Eduard Khil died earlier today at the age of 77. We will always remember you, trololol guy... R.I.P.
I absolutely DESTROYED my English final. Shoosh (pap) you. They decided to use a prompt based on the Sophocles thingamajig where you argue if Pride is the only crime in one commits an act of wrong doing. I ended my essay claiming that if they didn't accept my evidence they themselves were being over-prideful. >Accuse the test examiners >Extra points Logic
call me when u have my charmander, or atleast my ralts, yeah id prefer a ralts, it`d by nice to have someone who can talk psychically with me on my lonely journey