Since our news section is likely to be dead until MASTERLINKX gets banned again, I guess we can have this. Everypony remixer wins in 10 seconds flat! Vinyl Scratch- After an interesting turn of events today in the chatroom, a brony has shown his remixing abilities to a YouTube member. How? He has written a remix in 10 seconds flat that sounds significantly better than what that member was able to create in an undetermined amount of time. Vinyl Scratch of Everypony has been seen with love and fame on the chatroom after he posted a video (shown here) which was nothing more than a quick MIDI sound edit. After asking a few members around, this is what we obtained- "You made this midi file 20% cooler!", "The brilliance of people can't match the brilliance of bronies", and this famous discussion on the chat: (16:54:31) Vinyl_Scratch: Should I upload it to YouTube as a joke? (16:54:41) Derpy_Hooves: Vinyl - DOIT This message was brought to you by, nobody! Because nobody is sponsoring us. Have something to say, but can't write it? E-mail me! (E-mail on my profile page)
Tonight on Everypony news... Vinyl Scratch an absolute idiot? Vinyl Scratch- With the following news of Vinyl Sctach's genius, it seems that he destroyed what was known as his flame of genius. Known previously for his 10-seconds flat remix, he is now known as the laughing-stock of Everypony. This is the quote that we obtained today- (18:09:30) Vinyl_Scratch: Applejack isn't a guy? Then is that shipping... lesbian? It was shortly followed by Derpy's response- le gasp! We've yet to obtain Vinyl's answer on this situation. Which is kind of stupid since he wrote this article. In other news, we have... Nothing! Because nothing real goes on here.
Spoiler: Lyra shares her opinion on said subject THIS JUST IN We have received evidence agianst the credibility of Vinyl_Scratch from a disclosed statement on live public access television: More details at 11
Okay, guys... Vinyl Scratch loves Flank? Vinyl Scratch- It seems that one of our better members is getting worse and worse lately, now being controlled by Derpy. He has just posted this on the chatroom- With the information that has been kindly provided to us by an anonymous source, we have now found out that Vinyl Scratch loves flanks and will download them without any secondary options. Vinyl Scratch has yet to answer to any of our questions, which we find extremely suspicious. The site has now sent the whole site searching for him, excluding for the news press and the developers of MLP, which are now kept in the basement.
Admin is accused of being gay or perverted! Local site Admin, Grey Nightmare has been accused by relatives of the above after they saw him at the everypony login screen. He had this to say in his defence: Safe to say tempers are taught and proceedings are likely to go through lawful court. We'll be sure to keep you posted bronies, till next time. Payne Quill
Breaking news! One of Everypony's admin, Jaret, once again has been accused to be a cheap rip-off of local admin of The hive, Pyritie. All we could get is this sentence: Obviously he denies this statement. More will be revealed later today - in 20 pm GMT.
Bu dum bum bum bum... EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! About five days ago in the UK, a house was broke into. Nothing was stolen but the neighbors say they heard a very loud noise that sounded like a chainsaw coming from next door. Neighbor's response - "All I heard was a loud bang like noise and a rumble from next door. I went to see what it was but I couldn't open the front door... On account of me not having any fingers." THIS JUST END!!! A mysterious letter from an anonymous source was just sent to the admin of the famed site, "Everypony.com". The letter read - Now we don't know who this mysterious pony is as of yet, but all that came with the letter were some ghost cutouts with Xs for eyes and yellow pellets. Detective Derpy says that these events might have something to do with muffins... Because they are delishus and everpony wants them... Even kill for them.
Muffins are ALWAYS the motive according to Detective Derpy. Try reading all prior case files. They've been marked Muffined.
That would depend on a great many things, for starters whether that anonymous pony can be bothered posting such a request in 'Site Suggestions' You know, where it belongs?
Tonight on 60 muffins A special investigative report, is or isn't Jaret a Pyritie clone, our reporters take you in depth as they analyze all evidence for an against said accusation, is he or is he not a clone of said perv on another site leading to the shocking conclusion. After that, a report on proper muffin ingredients, what you don't know could be killing you, tune in tonight at 11. Spoiler: Spoiler Yes, evidence points to Jaret being a Pyritie clone
The funny thing is... I forgot to put it in the suggestions thread. I got distracted by something but can't remember by what. Well anyways, will do. :derpy salute:
Is our good friend, Vinyl, insane? Vinyl Scratch- After days of analyzing Vinyl Scratch, it seems like he has gone insane. The following message was posted in the chat and was screencapped by an unknown person. These messages have not been seen since and are most likely false. This image was posted after a rumor spread that Vinyl Scratch has a fetish for gore and toilets as posted in these images (one of them is a drawing of Vinyl Scratch made by an unknown artist). No evidence has been found to support this theory. Spoiler: Contains Mature Content in the form of Toilets and Gore This is the evidence of Vinyl Scratch loving gore. In other news, is Vinyl Scratch also a Terminator (T-800)? This large image was obtained from Vinyl Scratch's computer and leaked onto the internet. Experts (we have experts?) say that this is his contact with the outside world. Spoiler: Incredibly large image, allow several seconds for loading time We have no answers from Vinyl Scratch at this time.
*SPINNING NEWSPAPER* FANCY HEADLINE!!! Another victim has become the... victim of a murder. The vic- murdered person, was tortured to death in a basement under a bakery shop this evening. Along with the body, there were countless other bodies along the walls, rafters, and racks. Blood had run out of several of the "decorations" and had already coagulated; where some bugs and maggots started a new puss filled home. Skulls with leftover skin and holes burrowed into them, that were home to a family of rats, were also found at the scene that could help determine the kill count. Spoiler: Open (warning... some gory details may be present in the above paragraph) Investigator Derpy had this to say, "It is apparent as to what we have here... Judging by the evidence found at the crime scene, it is a FACT! that this was the work of none-other than a MUFFIN THIEF!" Detective Derpy continued on... "When I had entered the upper section... Something didn't smell right. For a bakery to NOT have anything being cooked in the middle of the day in the summer was very suspicious." And the mind blowing logic continued... "Not only had the cooking utensils seem to have NOT been used for at least an hour, but the only baked goods left were some two day old... no wait *nom nom nom nom* two week old cupcakes, the sister treat to the muffin." We asks for a comment on the basement, and she responded, "It was pretty clever hiding all that in the basement... And the lock was especially hard to breach. But in the end we were able to open up the chest full of delishus muffins." And so we asked about the horrific scene... "That too was pretty clever, they used some atmosphere to scare anyone that would dare try to get into that chest, but being a brave dete- AHHH A SPIDER! SMAS-" So the investigation ended after Private Derpy started destroying the crime scene, trying to kill a roach...
HEY! These stories can't be all rainbows and sprinkles... We're talking about ponies here. And you of all ponies should know... Pony business is SRS BSNS!!!
But we didn't have a story about rainbows and sprinkles... does that mean you hate Rainbow Dash and Spike?
