^Has cinnamon bites. Not completely sure what a wife beater Particularly means, but I wore pajamas of some sort to a fancy restaurant once.
^ Doesn't have spurs that jingle jangle jingle but should get some because spurs that jingle jangle jingle is completely and utterly awesome beyond all of ya'll imagination, causing fire to erupt in all directions while rainbows are flowing down the side with a donkey that can type shakespears full act in a minute while surviving a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face without a bruise.