At the behest of a certain brony, I've come to these forums. I certainly hope these end up being more active than the last forum I've been using. Oh, yeah. And that it doesn't get deleted like the one I was using for years before then. Oh, how I miss you WoW OT. But this place has ponies so it's all worth it. And here's a random pony picture.
Hmm... I'll give you a choice... Here's a pistol and a banana... choose wisely... I'll be back once you've made your decision.
I think I'd choose the banana, for I don't know about Ponyville. But in the place where I spent the most of my life: The Neightherlands, they had very strict gun control policy in there. So a pistol is useless, the banana, on the other hand, has a variety of uses; I could eat it for myself, I could try to use it as a weapon, or I could poison it and turn it into a deadly weapon that way. Pistol only gives me one way. I pick the banana.
If I were you, I wouldn't jump to conclusion and assume that any new members are, "Good", members... You must always be suspicious, or you'll end up one of these days with a knife in your back!
Clever choice... But you made the mistake of actually taking something from someone... And for that, you have just touched the Nano-banana... Now there are a million little nano-bots inside of you. They will only react when either endangered, or whenever I feel like it. They are immune to any kind of electrical device and if you try to remove them, they will attack. I know everything you do, think, touch, and feel. And now I say welcome to the site. >
Who said anything about removing them? I think I'll rather reprogram these nanobots in a Deux Ex style to give me powers that only a augmented person from Deus Ex could have. Do you know what you've just begun?
