Corrupt Wishes

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    Granted but your OCs will kidnap you!

    I wish Rarity would make me a dress!
     
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    Anyways, Granted, it's her worst dress ever.

    I wish upon a wish for a wish that wishes for wishes
     
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    Granted! You now live with Veruca Salt from the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"!


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    granted, but now water makes you drunk



    I wish I didn't accidentally turn on my wii
     
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    Granted, you have to purposely turn it on and off three times everytime you see it.

    I wish for BLAGARGH
     
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    granted, you explode



    i wish I didn't have hole in my sock
     
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    Bey-Heart Guess who's banished?

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    Granted, but you now have two holes in your other sock.

    I wish Ponyville was attacked by an Ursa Major.
     
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    granted, and it's during your holiday in Ponyville, and you're first one to die


    I wish I could go to Pony Island
     
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    I wish I had more free time.
     
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    granted, but you have to pay for it



    I wish for more Derpy
     
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    Granted. Her eyes are no longer Derped and no one likes her anymore.

    I wish I could have slept through this entire month.
     
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    I wish I had a real Rainbow Dash.
     
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    Granted. She doesn't think that you're awesome enough to be her friend, so she acts all passive-aggressive toward you and ends up leaving.

    I wish for a cool glass of water.
     
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    Granted, enjoy your pure liquid hydrogen of minus 200 degrees.

    I wish the Borderlands 2 Season Pass was cheaper.
     
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    Granted. But you're now much poorer.

    I wish that I could time travel.
     
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    Granted, have fun in a T-Rex's digestive tract.

    I wish it could be Sunday every day.
     
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    Granted. You have no access to the internet on Sundays.

    I wish all these bikers would stop driving by my house.
     
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    Granted, they start driving IN your house.

    I wish I didn't keep falling asleep against my own will every night.
     
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Granted. Now every night a large gorilla invades your room and bludgeons you about the head to put you to sleep.

    I wish I didn't have to work end of month closing tomorrow night.
     
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    Granted, the aliens of the planet Nargle Fargle make you their slave and force you to do your work non-stop.

    I wish there's a cool villain in the third season of My Little Pony.
     

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