General Chat Thread 2

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  1. Legion

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    Wait...are those nukes Snow is using?

    You should be more careful. Those can hurt people.
     
  2. MoonLightSunLight

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    Well the white was suppost to cover people in snow when hit by a pinkie bullet but i guess i got the lime green one and it confused, the lime green one was the nuke gun ^_^ um...snow did you take the purple one by chance?
     
  3. Zephyr

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    Snow is posting bombs.
    This means I must counter it.
    By posting Haikus.

    We're doing this bro
    We are making this happen.
    Again, anyway.
     
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    um..if he has my purple pinkie gun, we should all run....less just say I should of destroyed that gun before i even thought of it, yeah that gun is a nuke gun multiply that by 40. the others won't work around the purple gun
     
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    SOCIALISM
    You have 2 cows.
    You give one to your neighbour.
    COMMUNISM
    ...
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and gives you some milk.
    FASCISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and sells you some milk.
    NAZISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both and shoots you.
    BUREAUCRATISM
    You have 2 cows.
    The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.
    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell one and buy a bull.
    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
    You sell them and retire on the income.
    ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
    You have two cows.
    You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
    The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
    The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
    You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
    No balance sheet provided with the release.
    The public then buys your bull.
    SURREALISM
    You have two giraffes.
    The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
    A FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
    A JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
    You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
    You decide to have lunch.
    A SWISS CORPORATION
    You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
    You charge the owners for storing them.
    A CHINESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have 300 people milking them.
    You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
    You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
    AN INDIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You worship them.
    A BRITISH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Both are mad.
    AN IRAQI CORPORATION
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
    You tell them that you have none.
    No-one believes you, so they flatten you with bombs and invade your country.
    You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.
    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Business seems pretty good.
    You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
     
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    I TOOK THEM ALL, wait, OH NOOOOOOOO.

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    o_O wow long and it blew my mind

     
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    no more nukes Snow * she clicks a button deactivating them all* no more we won't have a chat anymore snow! this land has so many holes it might as well be declared as a holly land !! and yes i know that joke was corny
     
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    NO! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN LAND, WITH MY OWN NUKES!
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    Lazer!!*Shoots lazer at everypony*
     
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    sooner or later we will all going to need wings in here since the land is going to dissappear soon (brb dog needs out)
     
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    NUKE BEAT LAZAR!
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    Moar nukes you say, Snow?
    Then I must respond as well.
    Obviously with Haikus

    This is nostalgic
    Though the last time I did this
    I was jeered off here
     
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    NUKE THE HAIKUER

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    Ironically, I believe this is an image of the bomb that hit Hiroshima
     
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    I must sleep now. Farewell...
    We shall meet again, everypony- And soon too. :omg:
     
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    I'm immune to nukes.
    Do you not know of this fact?
    I handle poopstorms.

    A mere nuke is weak
    Compared to an angry mob.
    Well, at least to me.
     
  18. Snow

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    When faced with a problem, throw nukes at it until it goes away!
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    That's a lot of bombs.
    Though this shouldn't be in here.
    Perhaps it should move.

    Here's the ideal spot.
    It's more suited for that place.
    Wouldn't you agree?
     
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    NO WHERE TO PUT IT. BUT ENJOY BEING SMITED BY FIRE!
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