"Slenderman just wants his twenty bucks." "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives." "I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere." "Don't steal. The government hates competition." "If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?" "Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." "I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high." "When Life hands Cave Johnson lemons, he burns down Life's house." Your welcome I don't know who these are by.
one of mine, "most people think im crazy. i prefer to think that i just have a rather unique viewpoint on the world and i like it"
My signature is from the last DBZ movie. Its what goku says to his great great great grandson before he leaves. Iv'e always stuck with it since then.
This one I did, it was one of my OC's, Heculius; "I'm currently trying to make the end as beautiful as possible."
[3:04:01 PM] PoeticThePillowStallion: Pillow stations can be found at your nearest fire exits. Just break the glass, pop behind your head, and enjoy. [3:04:22 PM] Jay Franzmeier: But why do pillow stations exist? [3:04:34 PM] Jay Franzmeier: what do we need them for? [3:04:49 PM] Jay Franzmeier: It just doesn't make any sense [3:07:20 PM] PoeticThePillowStallion: If an emergency pillow need arises [3:08:25 PM] Jay Franzmeier: But I keep pillows hidden all over Ponyville in case of a pillow emergency [3:09:12 PM] PoeticThePillowStallion: Good man. You are a fighter for the cause.
"So... imagine having a giant spider for a pet. Like a 2 foot spider that didn't bite you or jump on you or do anything scary. It just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really aggressive tone and rarely speaks. When it speaks it only says helpful things like "yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle for like 90% off!" in it's deep spider voice like flutterguy or the pelican from gravity falls. It's just like a chill spider over all." -Scootaloo Facebook page
"You've ever heard about a place called Winterglade? I wanna go there one day... just to see how it's like. They say that it rests inbetween the two twin mountains, and that it's pretty much inreachable, even by sunlight. That's why, i want to get there. I wanna go where only a few ponies have gone before me." - Ice Breath. After she came back, she pretty much had the ice powers, but noone ever knew how she got them. Some say that she met a human, or a Lithian. Well, nopony will ever know, since she holds that secret for herself.
I wonder if this is allowed. Anywho, i'll post it and see what happens: "It's an addiction, and i'm not proud of it, but the power that you feel has no cloud in it; The fear before the facts, as they know somethings wrong; Their vain attempts to scream in a muffled suong song; the struggle. The shock in their eyes, my grip around their throat, as all their hope dies. That sudden loss of breath, there is no raw equal. My name is Clockmaker and i kill people." Anybody knows where that's from?
"Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can not fly." Random Facebook post I found a while ago on Reddit.
