Corrupt Wishes

Granted, she's real but she's like this...

I wish for for more wishes :3

 

Granted, I got a present, wee... oh damn it!

I wish to have no migraine.

 

Granted, but then you get a stroke...

I wish my tools never needed to be sharpened.

 

Granted, your tools were obliterated and can never be used.

I wish for a cake. (This is easy)

 

Granted, it's Oatmeal

I wish I didn't suck at Guitar

 

Granted, but it's seen a few years pass and without any refrigeration.(You thought I would just say the cake is a lie didn't you?)

I wish that everyone who wishes for world peace dies.

 

Granted, but I made you wish for world peace in your thoughts and killed you.

I wish for a tasty cupcake!

 

Granted... First read this, eat this, and let the fun begin.

I wish I could shoot lazer out me eyes and not be harmed by them.

 

Granted. Okay, you're not harmed by the lazers. Only by the building that you blew up and fell on you. I'm not saving you.

I wish for Oat to stop being mod.

 

Granted, but you can never turn the lasers off

I wish the site had more activity

Edit

new wish, I wish i wasn't just post sniped

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! When sniped, you must edit it to grant the wish of the person that sniped you.

 

Granted. He is then sent to the turret redemption line for being defective.

I wish that Jsp0t didn't force me to kill Wheatley.

 

Granted. He kills you, instead.

I wish my eyes wouldn't hurt... x___x

 

Granted, thanks for the eyes.

I wish that we wouldn't have any crazy mods or admins.

 

Granted, they're normal. Now they're back to being crazy.

I wish for a burrito (Burrito as in food)

 

Granted. It kills you.

I wish I was named Vinyl Scratch on the forums.

 

granted: then you ll fall through the floor : because you removed yourself :so you don't exist any longer
i wish for a tower fan to cool me off

 

Granted, it froze you.

I wish for more activity. Non trolls, non spamming, only positive feedback and nice comments.