Granted! You now live with Veruca Salt from the film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"! I wish I had a complete immunity towards the effects of alcohol.
Granted, you have to purposely turn it on and off three times everytime you see it. I wish for BLAGARGH
Granted, but you now have two holes in your other sock. I wish Ponyville was attacked by an Ursa Major.
granted, and it's during your holiday in Ponyville, and you're first one to die I wish I could go to Pony Island
Granted! It is inhabited by a xenophobic cannibal tribe, the Ponys. (As in a bunch of cannibals in a tribe called Pony) I wish I had more free time.
Granted. Her eyes are no longer Derped and no one likes her anymore. I wish I could have slept through this entire month.
Granted. You lose 9001 pounds when you wake up, making you the skinniest pony in Equestria I wish I had a real Rainbow Dash.
Granted. She doesn't think that you're awesome enough to be her friend, so she acts all passive-aggressive toward you and ends up leaving. I wish for a cool glass of water.
Granted, enjoy your pure liquid hydrogen of minus 200 degrees. I wish the Borderlands 2 Season Pass was cheaper.
Granted. You have no access to the internet on Sundays. I wish all these bikers would stop driving by my house.
Granted, they start driving IN your house. I wish I didn't keep falling asleep against my own will every night.
Granted. Now every night a large gorilla invades your room and bludgeons you about the head to put you to sleep. I wish I didn't have to work end of month closing tomorrow night.
Granted, the aliens of the planet Nargle Fargle make you their slave and force you to do your work non-stop. I wish there's a cool villain in the third season of My Little Pony.