How did I only find out abut this today!? Spoiler: warning mild language in the article http://www.cracked.com/article_19546_7-nuclear-weapon-screw-ups-you-wont-believe-we-survived.html The first one that is in the article is the one I want you to read.
Rather than trying to keep pace with America's increasingly precise guided missile delivery systems, Russia's solution was to build and test a bomb that was so big that aim literally didn't matter. It was like losing an archery competition and throwing a hand grenade at the target to remind the winner just how little aim mattered in the face of your sheer lunacy.
When I come to power, instead of wasting money on nuclear weapons, I'll spend it on building a giant lego mansion for me to live in.
for less then the price of a minor lego kit you can buy minecraft and make a super mansion now please peeps, comment on the video so i get youtube famous [video=youtube;BJ0rovu0dq0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0rovu0dq0[/video]
I am really mad, and really tired right now. Just had to roll one hundred yards, then crawl all the way back with only my arms just because some people in my football lockerroom can't clean up their stuff, an that's after running 500 yards that shouldn't haven't been run. *sigh* Enough of my rant, how are y'all?
Yea, thanks for the ...I can't even think of the word right now, but the past is the past, but I sincerely pray to God that it doesn't happens again, or else, in the terms of Princess Luna, the 'fun' will be doubled.
Reading through a text book- Getting halfway through a page before realising you haven't taken any of it in... Bah, so dang tired
Read this. Then read this again. - - Auto Merge - - After watching this, I feel a lot better now! [video=youtube;Yhu-Irmq0bM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhu-Irmq0bM[/video]