Probably because the sun can cause people to sneeze. I don't mind sneezing as long as I am prepared for it.
My sneezes are very high pitched and girly. People compliment them by calling them 'cute', but the majority react like; "What the HELL was that? You call THAT a sneeze! That was pathetic!" I wish I had manly sneezes that were equivalent to a small earthquake. At least then people would fear their arrival.
This reminds me of a scene from Phineas and Ferb. Doofenshmirtz: That would be the easy way, and you know what they say about taking the easy way. Vanessa: *sigh* No, dad. What do they say? Doofenshmirtz: Well, I could tell you, but that would be taking the easy way, and you know what they say about that!
I hope you're okay my little Fluffwagon. Don't let the stress get to you. As it stands I happen to think that you're bloody wonderful. Quite.
No problem! I think that you're a swell guy. You have that balance between severity and fun, which is necessary for a good mod.