I forgot to tell you by the way... I GOT CALLED JESUS! 3 TIMES! the other day. We are now divine buddies.
I have a ton of souls. You must not know the rules. Make eye contact with me and I steal your soul. Simple.
I just got my first new pair of shoes in 3 years. Perfect timing since I'm going to be running around candy-beggin' this Halloween. My other shoes gave me blisters. That's the only exciting thing about my weekend.
Congratulations! You have conquered death for another 24 hours! We should celebrate this glorious occassion.