I think he mentioned before that he absolutely despises children. I also think he believes he's a genius among idiots, but who am I to judge? The only time kids annoy me on Halloween is when they take forever to get their candy. I prefer doing a....well speed run I guess. I haven't gone out for candy in 5 years though and don't know that my body can keep up to the task anymore.
That would work well normally, except I live in the dorms... At least I have the honor of pelting who ever walks near my window with whatever sugary substance I feel like!
Given certain definitions of the above words, This statement is in fact true. Halloween. It's a bit like Religion; Makes for a horrible trampoline. I don't even remember where I was going with this. I'm too old to do these things.
So doing this when I can, best idea i've heard all day! I was sick, so I didn't do anything fun at all