*tsk tsk tsk* You should know tht the GIFs shall forever rule, and as I control all GIFs, well, that makes me King.
I refuse to accept this! I will never bow down to you and your GIFs! You ... evil being... you will be stopped! Eventually!
(Shhh.. I haven't even come up with a plan yet!) I very well may be on the losing side, but I will not surrender! Not to you, at least!
Look, I'll make you a deal, accept being my vassal, and I'll give you some land in exchange for loyalty and military service for 40 days, how does that sound?
Military service for 40 days or I'll have the land for 40 days? If it's the former, sign me up....I also want cookies. :3
I wish it would hit me already, but know, the plan is taking its time..! Vassal? Me? Sorry, I'm already a sidekick to a certain other, can't be done! I will accept a momentary ceasefire, but that is about it! You will eventually be overthrown!
Zeph, how could you? Are my cookies not good enough? I thought we could be buds...! Now I'm alone again!
Come on Rolly, it's not that bad of a deal! All you need to do is swear loyalty to me and you get a chuck of land, some knights, and a lot of serfs to work the land!
Sorry, but I can't merely be bought! Of course, that does sound really nice.... But still, no is the answer! I can't give up that easily, Winter!
It's not about the profit, the issue is with your rule! You are quite crafty and sly, spreading your GIFs freely and taking over the minds of others.. I will find a way to end this GIF madness!
But you misunderstand my friend! In your part, you rule! You just have loyalty to me, and I'll sit nice an happy in the capital!
Your cookies are great! You're free to visit my lands whenever it is peacetime. I shall treat you to a feast!
...You are so very crafty... But still, I must rebel! I can't pledge loyalty to one who uses GIFs for diabolical purposes! Ooh food... I want to visit now! Convince Winter to declare a ceasefire!
