Granted, but its battery lasts shorter than the half-life of a single atom of Radium... I wish that I didn't have to go do something (more) productive...
Granted, but you just sit there for so long doing nothing that your family thinks you are dead and the doctors confirm even though your heart is still breathing and you are breathing that you are officially dead and then you get buried alive because you are unable to protest because you can't do anything productive. I wish for some skittles
Granted, but now you have sticky keys on I wish the song was "Through the Fire and the Flames" (on expert)