When life gives you lemons..........

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    You know the saying 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade'? Well......If you just have lemons, then the lemonade would be REALLY sour! That's when friends come along and give you sugar, because friends are always there for you, and don't mind sharing a little something sweet. But then the lemonade is hot, so wheres the ice? Life also gives you ice, because life can be REALLY cold sometimes. Your friends don't mind splitting the ice either.

    So, I guess you could just make lemonade out of plain old lemons and ice, or make lemonade and put some of your friends sugar in there and ice. Of course, EVERYONE makes lemonade......Why not make it special with straws and those fancy umbrellas? So the next time life gives you lemons, You can decide whether to make lemonade......Or make it special, cause in the end.....It always counts, that or I'm just over thinking things again!
     
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    This sounds like something that would belong in a blog post as opposed to a forum thread, buuuuut it's already here so whatever, I'll bite.

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and revel in the world's confusion.
     
    #2 Zephyr, Nov 4, 2012
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    When life gives you lemons. Eat them. Lemons are good for you.
     
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    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
     
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    I knew someone would post that. As for the original post, what about water? That's the base ingredient. I would give another recommendation of what to do with the lemons, but saying such things is against the rules here, and probably everywhere else too.
     
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    Well darn. You beat me to it.
     
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    Since we have lemons, Tequila shots anyone?
     
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    Pass them along darlin' *hic* :blink:
     
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    Well, um . . . lemons smell kind of nice . . . I suppose you could cut them in half, and dab them behind your ears.

    Not sure what you'd attract, though.
     
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    Lemon jello shots anypony?
     
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    When life gives you lemons, YOU THROW THEM ON THE GROUND! I ain't no charity case! I'm an adult! I won't be part of your system, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
     
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    Lemons. I haven't had a lemon in years.
     
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    All this ^

    Also, when life gives you lemons, you make beef stew!
     
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    When life gives you lemons, fap.

    GET IT?
     
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    When Life Gives ME Lemonades....I make chocolate. *om nom nom*
     
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    When life gives you lemons, use alchemy and turn them into limes. Limes are much more tarty. Everypony loves limeades, especially cherry limeades.
     
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    Cherry Limeade :omg:
     
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    [video=youtube;FY3BC9J4B24]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3BC9J4B24[/video]
     
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