Yes. The toilet is God's way of giving us a taster of Heaven whilst we're still on Earth. It is a safe place where no-one disturbs you. You can be free to do whatever you want without society giving you strange looks. It is also an area where everyone has the voice of an angel, no matter how badly they sing elsewhere. The toilet allows you to speak your mind as well, and it will not judge you based on your opinions. It's a quiet area where you can comtemplate the greater questions, like the meaning of life.
Done two maths papers and I've managed to watch the new episode today. I've actually been productive today. Something's wrong... Anyway, I should be getting on with my other work, so I'll enter lurk mode now.
How many Russian is take change lightbulb? Only one, but need trade lightbulb. You have potato? ----- Is dead dog in road. Is dead Russian in road. What is difference? Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. ----- Knock knock. Who there? KGB. KGB who? *SLAP* WE ASK QUESTIONS HERE! ----- Nikita Sergeyvich is joking collective farm worker; say, "How is life?" Collective farm worker also joke, "Life is good". ----- What call question mark? Is exclamation point after gulag. ----- Flying saucer abduct Russian, German and Frenchman. Aliens put each in sell, give each steel spheres, will let go most better do with spheres. German juggle sphere. Frenchman juggle sphere on head. Russian is let go. "Why", ask German and Frenchman. Alien say "Russian break one sphere, lose other". ----- Russian open door. Light turn on. Russsian close door. Light turn off. Russian open door. Light turn on. Russian close door. Light turn off. Oh, heater not broken, Russian in refrigerator. ----- KGB announce anecdote contest. First prize: fifty years. Second prize: twenty five years. Third prize: fifteen years. Two consolation prize: ten years. ----- Guard ask prisoner: How many years for you and what for? Prisoner: Fifteen year, and I do nothing. Guard: Liar! Prison for nothing is ten year! ----- Russian go to KGB, say "My parrot stolen". KGB say, "Is talk to police." Russian say, "You misunderstand, I denounce parrot." ----- Russian sheep run to Finland. Finland ask why run. Russian sheep say KGB order all elephants be shot. Finland say sheep not elephant. Russian sheep say tell this KGB. ----- Russian judge walk into Soviet judicial barracks and laugh. Other judge ask, "what joke is?" First judge say, "Cannot tell, just sentence man five years for joke."
*yawn* Ugh, coming out of my between season hibernation is always difficult . . . Oops! Set the alarm a week late! What'd I miss?! Also, that last joke is very good, comrade Hatta. You turn yourself in now.
Hey DoDo! I'm feeling lazy on a Sunday morning. It's raining and cold outside, and I feel like doing nothing but sitting at the computer, staying warm and goofing off. And yet, I have so much to do. Well, maybe not "so much" but I do have to venture outside into the rain. If I want food in the house, that is.
I don't want to sleep,if i sleep I have to wake up,and if i wake up i have people to meet....and things to do..
