"Don't worry Questy, Knight is just a title like Love slave. Tyrin is the most peaceful and love-filled fief in all of Glory, and i won't make you fight if you don't want to."
You can be violent all ya want.. Just try to leave me out of it, will ya? A vassal of a vassal? That's.. interesting.
Well, would you rather be my direct vassal and have the title of Lord or be Cyan's vassal and have the title Knight?
Oh... really? Ya mean me and my cardboard box are welcome in your lands? How could I refuse then! Peace sounds nice! Rex.. likes me? I am honored as well as confused.. Thank you Rex! ...Wait, is it Lord Rex now? I guess I would be even worse at being a direct vassal.. so having the title of knight works for me!
"I like him too, which is probably why we should have him as a 'knight'. Our fief will be as peaceful as possible, and we don't want Questy getting caught up in anything bad"
Greatest.. title.. ever! I am honored, thank you Cya- ... Er.. Lady Cyanside? I will aspire to be a good one-time use shield!
Wait.. uh.. what? Would it be alright if I kindly decline? After all, I'm sure there are others more worthy of your..."snog".. Lord Rex. Oh, would ya look at the time, gotta be going.. I have.. uh.. knight work to do and stuff like that!
You're enjoying this, aren't you Rex? ...Oops, I mean thank you for the compliment Lord Rex. I'll try my best to perform my duties as a knight! I'll try to fail half as much as I used to.