"Well, Slender Man is my dentist..." [video=youtube;7NbL-1-7NSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NbL-1-7NSY[/video]
"That's actually what he does when he catches you, he knocks you unconscious with anasthetic (that's the static). And while your asleep he fixes up your teeth. He's actually a pretty nice guy."
"Mmm, thanks, but guv sounds all weird and stuff, how about milady? Or mistress?...We really do need to figure out a title for me"