granted, it sounds great.. to birds and only birds.. now huge flocks of them chase after you whenever you sing. (I realize I forgot a wish last time) I wish for a hug from someone kind.
Granted. You get a hug from Fluttershy. It's nice for about three seconds, then she explodes into bats. I wish for a lemon pie.
Granted. A Parasprite comes along and swallows it whole! I wish Michelle Creber was my younger sister.
Granted. She beefs up on steroids so that she can beat you up on a regular basis. I wish that I had a Pokeball.
Granted. All it knows is Flash for all four moves and it is a registered sex offender in six countries. (Get it? For "flashing" people.) I wish that I could punch a twelve year old in the mustache.
WTF, everyone missed mine! Granted. The case is empty. I wish the person below wouldn't corrupt my wish.
Granted. Your hand is freakishly deformed I wish winter drumline didn't conflict with wind ensemble dates...