(12:07:08) The_Clockmaker: Rex isn't the only one who wants to hear it. (12:07:27) rexhyuga: (12:07:34) 51m0nn: (12:07:40) The_Clockmaker: That made me laugh so hard and i don't know why. Basically, 51m0nn wanted to show up a piano piece he had done. The rest... well, it's above.
Its only a game if someone rages - My brother in real life. No! Dont you dare click that link! I have 1 viewer, I am staying with 1 viewer, just dont click the link! I forbid you! - ALOS (tumblr) Everyone hug Darkshine! - The awesome Yami ^^
^So, leave Berry alone for an hour and e goes insane? Okay then. Alright, in this quote, I'm using the ACTUAL meaning of a few words, so don't go and get yourself offended over cigarettes, but this quote has to be the most British thing I have ever read: "When I went to the corner shop for a pack of *squee!*s, I said to the gentlemen, "Pip pip!" So he asked me how my day went, and I replied, "Ghasdrombastular my chap, thank you for asking." Then I went to the pub to have a pint of lager with the Queen."
Bold Font@All: And I'm NOT adorable! You@All: Yeah, your not adorable, you're a midget :U tc@All: that's a lie. of course you are Bold Font@All: I'm not a midget! You@All: You sure? Bold Font@All: If I were not shrunk I'd be tall! You@All: Hehehe... Sure... Bold Font@All: And I'm NOT adorable, TC. tc@All: ^3^ Imperfect Star Mod@All: I MEAN You@All: *coughcough*midget*coughcough* Imperfect Star Mod@All: BOLD YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME MANNERS Imperfect Star Mod@All: SO LUKE WOULD BE PERFECT
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS?!?!?! - Dark Shine when a new follower appears on tumblr.
Sorry for double posting, bringing back to show a quick log from Steam... Well, maybe not that long... Spoiler: LONG Tech Tea: So, my good sir, how are you? Tech Tea: I noticed, indeed it has! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I SAY! Sir Mortimer the Toff: It looks like the snow has golly well done and withered away! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I SAAAYYY!!! Sir Mortimer the Toff: D: Tech Tea: Oh I do say old boy, what a golly disaster! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say, it was a bit off of the weather, eh. Tech Tea: Perfectly British Summer weather today! Tech Tea: Seems the apocalypse was running a bit slow on the old pocket watch, eh old boy? Sir Mortimer the Toff: Indeed! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say, the old snow has turned into slurry old chap! Sir Mortimer the Toff: And here I was worrying about being snowed in. Very rash of the old weather, old bean. Tech Tea: Oh yes my old fellow, it appears the weather is against us on our once lovley day! Sir Mortimer the Toff: Indeed! It is most preposterous of her Majesty to not do something about it. Tech Tea: It could be worse though my good fellow! At least we are not up in Scotland! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say, the Scots are having a right wintry and rainy and snowy time! What I wouldn't give for a good cup of tea... Sir Mortimer the Toff claps hands. Sir Mortimer the Toff: A wild butler appeared! Tech Tea uses demands Tech Tea: It was super effective Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say! Sir Mortimer the Toff: Oh our japes. Sir Mortimer the Toff is running out of posh words. Sir Mortimer the Toff googles. Tech Tea: Google my good gentleman? In Britain we use Bing! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say! Sir Mortimer the Toff: What is this "Bing" you speak of, good sir? Tech Tea puts on monocle Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say" Sir Mortimer the Toff: Spectacular monocle my good sir! Tech Tea: Why thank you my good sir! I ordered it myself! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I use GentlemanDirect myself. Sir Mortimer the Toff: I ordered a spiffing new waistcoat! Sir Mortimer the Toff: COMPLETE WITH POCKET WATCH I SAY! Tech Tea: Oho! Quite of the block there my good sir! I personally prefer to use Brits R Us myself! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say, that's a spectacular vendor! Do they have crystal glasses? My butler could use some new serving glasses. Tech Tea: I am afraid my good fellow the only place I know for good quality butler goods is Butlerins Sir Mortimer the Toff: I do believe I went there once, several years ago! Oh, to be young again... Tech Tea: But then you wouldn't have such a smashing stache! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say! That's a truth! Staches, whiskey, tea, and opium! Life well spent I say! Tech Tea: And dont forget the spiffing deals on suits! Sir Mortimer the Toff: Oh the deals...FANTASTIC two for two shillings! Tech Tea: Indeed! Very Spiffing! Sir Mortimer the Toff: Which, speaking of, I went into a shop, put my shillings on the counter, and they asked me if I was serious! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I felt mighty embarrassed when I was told they "weren't valid". Tech Tea: What my good golly googly gracious?! Surely they know what money is if they had accepted?! Sir Mortimer the Toff: I know! Sir Mortimer the Toff: Vendors today.. Tech Tea: I bloody well know how you feel sir. Sir Mortimer the Toff: I say, mother- butler, is at the stairwell calling me, I'll just be a minute good man! Tech Tea: Ok then my good sir! Tech Tea sips on tea.
"Apples grow well in Washington..." “Old men can just go on obscene rants about anything for any purpose. Nobody tells them to stop or gives them guff, because they’re old men, and maybe a little senile. If you live to be that old, you get the right to just randomly talk crap about anything." "And then she said his name. But by now they were too far away for anypony else to hear it. Still, I'm sure it was a most fitting and most beautiful name, seeing it was given in love by the purest of all pure hearts." Whoever can find out where I got these from gets a muffin.
I use the word 'literally' figuratively. Also, Is this one from George Carlin? I know he had a routine on this subject, but I haven't watched it, so I can't say for sure.
This is a tombstone's epitaph, "It isn't the date on either end that counts, but how they used their dash, for that dash between dates represent all the time they spent on Earth and know only the ones who loved them know what that little dash means."
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. -Ximinez
