I Welcome Myself & Spin you a Tale

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  1. DecorusCompitales

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    Very recently, I had been one of the 2400 victims of a mass phishing scam and through that, many of my accounts had been hacked, abused, and deleted. All because this group was dedicated to the so called "cleansing" of the Internet, their main targets being Bronies. In my presence, they said some mean, crude, and often times esoteric things, but I prevailed, and managed to retrieve every last account. Sadly, it was a bitter victory, as I was continuously stocked by these ruthless hackers until I was ultimately forced to delete all of my accounts, essentially cutting my losses. But like a phoenix, I rose from the ashes, and reclaimed everything I lost!

    So, in celebration of my victories, I've been joining every group I can, to spread my knowledge and conceited, self-promoted wisdom! I hope to soon be an essential part of this "EveryPony" community, as I build my ranks, reborn again!!!

    And yes, that above paragraph was a little overly dramatized. I just plan on joining a bunch of sites, so I'll actually have something to do with my Internet life, because I lost a LOT in that hack, including my Steam, Yahoo, deviantART, FiMFiction, and Facebook. When I had to delete those, I had nothing more to do with myself...
    :cry:

    But now I am here, and I hope you guys can tolerate me, because God knows it's a challenge.
     
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    You lost your STEAM!?!?

    Quick, somepony get this guy an oxygen tank!

    Oh, and welcome to Everypony too! We have to do something about that missing Steam...
     
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    wow, that sucks..
    well, welcome to everypony
    I hope you'll enjoy your stay.
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  4. DecorusCompitales

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    I wouldn't quite use that to express my reaction, but it's all been taken care of, so no need to stick your neck out or anything.

    Thanks for the welcome! :D

    It does, doesn't it?

    Epic pony hug. I'll accept it.
     
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    Welcome to Everypony! Why do people like that have to hate on us, we have the rights to like what we want... Anyway, if you need anything, ask anyone of us. Otherwise, enjoy your stay here!
     
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    It's been confirmed that the members from the hack group are quite literally criminally insane, if not just a little messed up in the head. They don't believe that autistics, bronies, furries, or Sonic fans have any sort of rights, and they've truly convinced themselves that they're doing the Internet a favor. They, in tern, are just a small part of a much bigger organizational, the GNAA (not gonna tell you what that stands for), who're consisted of 300 members strong. Anyone remember Anonymous? These guys make those guys look like some 12 year old who guessed a password.

    Anyway, thanks for the offer. I'll try not to hold you to it, because I'd hate to be nuisance.
     
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    Eyup. Let's hope for the best.
     

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