Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Caberea

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    Granted, but there are now only 3 episodes in a season. And the wait between seasons is even longer... (I wish I would stop getting ninjaed)

    Granted, but everybody else is now more awesome than you, making you comparitively suck.

    I wish for this wish not to get corrupted.
     
    #4841 Caberea, Dec 22, 2012
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    That is the single most awesome way I've seen anyone corrupt a wish. The only way it could get better is if Celestia was voiced by Terezi.

    Granted, your wish doesn't get corrupted, but it gets corrupted and causes a PARADOX which completely f*cks up the entirety of space and time. Smartass.

    I wish for a fish.
     
    #4842 DocPropane, Dec 23, 2012
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    granted but it is stuffed

    i wish for a hug
     
    #4843 Shade, Dec 23, 2012
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    Granted, it's from a porcupine

    I wish for a banana
     
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    granted but it is rotten and evil

    i wish for a new jacket
     
    #4845 Shade, Dec 23, 2012
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    granted, the zipper is stuck

    I wish for some air
     
    #4846 A Smoove Criminal, Dec 23, 2012
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    granted but there is only a gram of it

    i wish for a wish
     
    #4847 Shade, Dec 23, 2012
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    Granted, but it can only be used on drugs.
    I wish I was John de Lancie! (The guy who voices Discord)
     
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    Granted, but he(you) becomes a mute (also a mime).

    I wish bldajifje76&@*!76
     
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    Granted but, dfsdhfkgt hrgkljahetrgjklponiesahdfkljghaidruh
    I wish I had a can opener.
     
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    Granted, but all the can's are already opened.

    I wish I hadn't opened all those cans.
     
    #4851 Caberea, Dec 26, 2012
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    granted but now you have no soul

    i wish for abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz
     
    #4852 Shade, Dec 26, 2012
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    Granted. Your existence can now be summed up by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz.




    iWish for subtle advertisements.::S:
     
    #4853 Tenortrouble, Dec 27, 2012
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    iSee what you did there. And your wish is granted. They're so subtle you don't even notice them, but now you have this strange compulsion to buy everything you see in a store.

    I wish the threads I'm subscribed to were more active.
     
    #4854 DocPropane, Dec 28, 2012
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    Granted, but you can no longer read them.

    I wish for a bucket of snails
     
    #4855 Miss Jtrk, Dec 28, 2012
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    Granted. They are cooked to perfection and literallyirresistible. The twist is that one of them contains a lethal dose of poison.




    I wish for a lump of carbon.
     
    #4856 Tenortrouble, Dec 29, 2012
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    Granted, but the De Beers cartel kills you and takes it from you.

    I wish I knew what I was doing.
     
    #4857 DocPropane, Dec 29, 2012
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    Granted, but somehow you poke your eye out

    I wish for the power to shoot light out of my hands!
     
    #4858 A Smoove Criminal, Dec 30, 2012
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    Granted. Darth Vader chucks you down a pit.



    I wish that I could be in two places at once.
     
    #4859 Tenortrouble, Dec 30, 2012
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    Granted. You get bisected with a chainsaw.

    I wish I had time to play all the videogames I want to play.
     
    #4860 DocPropane, Dec 30, 2012
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