Corrupt Wishes

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  1. Tenortrouble

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    Wwish granted. You are noww stuck inside a timeloop forevver.



    I wwish that I had more quadrants filled.


    (You brought this on yourself:derpe:)
     
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    Granted, but you kill your ex and one of your friends, then get cut in half

    I wish I had a brain
     
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    Granted, it's the brain of a snail

    I wish for sneakers
     
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    Granded they drag you to Tartarus while on a quest

    I wish Red was hotter
     
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    Granted, it becomes so hot that it does that weird thing where something is so hot it feels cold. You know what I mean like when you have the water to hot in the shower. Ya like that!

    I wish for eyes
     
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    Granted. They're blind.
    I wish I had mind soap!
     
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    Granted, it gets in your eyes

    I wish for pringles!
     
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    Funnily enough, I noticed the connection right after I wrote the "Granted, but..." text. And I was going to replace said text with just an image of that scene, but I didn't know whether or not it would spoil anything for anyone, so I decided against it.

    Granted, but the chips are stuck to each other and the can in a weird way so that they can only be removed by hand AND YOUR HAND IS TOO BIG TO FIT INSIDE THE CAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!
     
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    Granted! You now poop from your mouth. (NO WISH! INFINITE CORRUPTIONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)




    I wish for a new jacket.
     
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    granted. it has holes in it.

    i wish my wish wouldent get corrupted.

    (MUAHAHAHA!!!)
     
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    Granted. Your grammar is corrupter instead.




    I wish for a new tie.
     
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    granted. its made out of stinky cheese.

    i wish the CMCs would die
     
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    Granted. They get their Cutie Marks in lichdom.




    I wish for more undead pony fanfictions.
     
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    granted, but your computer dies before you can read any of them.

    i wish i for more wishes :p
     
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    Granted, they are all terribly misunderstood and you end up turning into Justin Beiber.




    I wish that I could fart my ABCs.
     
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    granted but theyre soo smelly that EVERYONE DIES...

    i wish for BUTTER!
     
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    Granted, but it's all used for lubrication.

    I wish my waifu actually existed.
     
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    Granted. She 2x3-dents you through the chest multiple times.



    I wish that I could do a backflip.
     
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    Granted, now you cant move without doing a backflip otherwise you will get shocked.

    I wish i could run fast.
     
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    you can run fast but you keep on falling into spikes because you are going so fast. i wish for a cat that looks like opalesence
     

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