I sell it has apple family cider because no one can tell the difference The present contains... big box of hotdogs
I stare at him and touch his beard. No words, only beards now. The present contains Sir Christopher Lee's voice.
My jimmies ain't even rustled bro, I'm listening to Sir Christopher Lee's voice. You open the Present and within you find the Past (hot DAMN I'm so Zen I can't even believe it).
I put my past through rigorous ninja training to make my present a ninja. I now know Kung Fu. The Present contains canned bread.
[video=youtube_share;ON-7v4qnHP8]http://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8[/video] The present contains sixty kilos of platinum ore.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT IS ALL A MATTER OF TIME NOW! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR FUTURE KING I do absolutely nothing to it, since it would be potentially...dangerous.... The Present contains the smell of old mustard.