Your Face When

Your face when your favourite band (yes, all of it) wants to sleep with you.

 

>yfw you're a cat

 

Your face when you wake up and it's Christmas again.

 

Again?

Your face when you realize the only reason the computers introduced cell phones into this world was so they could inconspicuously remove the payphones so it would be even harder to exit the matrix.

 

Your face when the universe actually turns out to be a single cell inside the body of a greater being which, in turn, happens to be inside the universe of a cell and life just becomes Cellception when you learn... YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE.

 

Was there ever any doubt?


Your face when you realize the glass is always full.

 

You face when you realize... YOU HAVE NO FACE.

 

Your face when you walk into a room and every guy and every girl in there swoons.

 

Your face when someone destroys your most prized possesion.

 

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YFW a waiter gives you someone else's food

 

Replace "cat" with what the waiter gave me.

Your face when you're the waiter in this situation.

 

Your face when you get a one eye, one horned flying purple people eater.

 

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(URL form because it says the remote file is to large)

YFW your crush of three years gives you a welcoming hug on the first day after the Christmas holidays.

 

(Spike's face.)

YRW you have to get staples in your head

 

Make sure the "Retrieve remote file and reference locally" box is unchecked and you shouldn't have this problem.



Your face when you wake up in the morning and every member of your family is Trixie.

 

YFW you wake up in bed inbetween anthro octavia and dj pone-3

 

YFW your brother walks in shirtless

 

Your face when you realize you are all eggplants.

 

YFW your post on reddit gets 5000 upvotes

 

Your face when you suddenly are the worlds fastest rapper.