If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. We need to have our weapons. I believe that the fact that many Americans own guns is what prevented the US from being invaded back in the Cold "War". The Founding Fathers wrote in our right to bear arms, and I think they were a hell of a lot smarter than most of the people we have in office now. Besides, why fix what isn't broken? WE REQUIRE MORE QUESTIONS.
...Ham...shoes? Uhm... to release them into the wild so they can repopulate with the dangerous and mean Ham Hats, to create a family of Ham Shirts, pants, Undies, and the like, to solve world hunger and nudity forever?
Well, North, I do believe there is only one question that can do justice to this thread. Depending on the trajectory of the moon and the distance of the sun during 7:00 PM on high tide, how does a cat moo?
'Pish! Everyone knows that the cat can only moo when the Ham Shoes have fed on cold pizza that they hunted down using illegal weapons and only during high tide in the middle of Laos on the second Tuesday (must be the 31st) of February. If these requirements are not fulfilled, the world will END in a terrible, terrifying apocalypse in which hordes of ponies will fly from the sky and tear from the ground, determined to shower us with rainbows, friendship, and kindness!
God, Penneh, Soft, I could totally make a sex joke right there... but as the better man and proprietor of this thread... I will. Later. On page 4.
That isn't a question, legible, nor applicable. I propose you go to Taco-Bell and lay off the fiber for a day.
@Calvin: Too cold. @BrianPony: 3 and 1/2. @BryGuy Shinigami: Heheh heh... stallion? @SirSPT: Probably not the answer you were looking for, but commando.
