Corrupt Wishes

granted you die because of heart failure.

i wish they had a mlp like nintendogs game

 

Granted, but the only pony in it is that pony that's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly:



I wish I was Batman.

 

You become a anthro bat and a freak of nature.

I wish I had a SweetieBelle Plushie.

 

Granted, but the horn is loaded with highly unstable magic that turns things into corn.
I wish for world peace

 

Everyone in the entire world becomes Fluttershy.

I wish for some corn.

 

Granted, but your wish is misinterpreted and the song Freak on a Leash follows you around constantly.

I wish not to be ninja'd while posting this.

 

Granted, you get assassinated after you finish your post.

I wish Twilight didn't become a Alicorn.

 

Granted, Hasbro retcons the ending. When the Captain Planet Beam hits Twilight, she just dies.


I wish for some Korn.

 

Granted you drop it into a volcano

I wish I had some hockey to watch!

 

You become a puck and feel yourself slammed around the field. It hurts a lot.

I could create finished PMVs just by imagining them.

 

Granted but no one gets to see them because once they get put up on youtube they instantly get taken down by Hasbro. This keeps happening over and over and eventually Hasbro gets tired of this and sends a C&D. Unfortunatly for you you literally can't stop and you just keep making PMV's. Eventually Hasbro has you taken to court and you they say you are going to be fined $10,000 for every PMV you post. So you eventually go bankrupt and have to give all your belongings to Hasbro but even as you are on the streets you keep putting PMV's on youtube so they give you life in prison. But as you know they are still going to be put up so they give you the death penalty and you are hanged at high noon. Lucky for you the entire brony community shows up and bits you farwell. A single tear droops out of you eye as you move on to a better place where you can create PMV's without Hasbro taking them down.

I wish I had a hat

 

Granted, you are now wearing a Trilby.

However, this Trilby happens to come from the Master Thief also named Trilby. Because of this, this person is now hunting you down.

[video=youtube;Za3ZbwR-ImU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za3ZbwR-ImU[/video]

 

I think we finally found something impossible to corrupt. Becuase this is still awesome.

 

Lol that is the best corrupted wish I've ever seen.

Stridershy you forgot to make a wish.

 

So I did.

I wish that you would corrupt the wish that I would have made the last post.

 

Granted, you are mistaken for a Frenchman and are forced to surrender.

I wish for world peace... or a cheeseburger.

 

Granted, but the world is once again thrown into chaos and war after the resulting outrage from you getting two separate wishes granted.

I wish for a 3DS XL.

 

Granted, but the screen doesn't work.

I wish for a nice relaxing day at the beach.